Renaming KFC’s Double Down

By Mark Skoultchi

April 14, 2010

We couldn’t help ourselves: The KFC Double Down was just such a wacky sandwich and product name that we had to try our hand at renaming it. What would you have named the Double Down?

clustercluck doubleinfarction

doubletrouble gostuffyourself

heartstopper plumperupper

suicidespecial WTF

Here are a bunch of our other, catchy names. Can you do better?

  • Chickadon’t (from Chickadee)
  • Chicken Out
  • Chicky
  • Clear!
  • Coq au Sin
  • Death by Chicken
  • Double Bypass
  • Everything But . . . (i.e., everything but the kitchen sink)
  • Fowl Sandwich
  • Glutton for Punishment
  • Gut Glut
  • Heart Attack in a Snack
  • Heart Attack Snack
  • Killer Chicken
  • Off The Scale
  • Plump Yourself Up
  • Run Afowl
  • Sickenin’ Chickenin’
  • Sicknin’ Chicknin’
  • That’s Just Wrong
  • The 911
  • The Bi & Bye
  • The Crapulent Chicken
  • The Occlusion
  • What is ya, Chicken??
  • You. Will. Die.

Reader submitted suggestions:

  • The Chicken Choker
  • Buy the Farm
  • Arterial Cluckage
  • Just Add Gravy
  • “Mmmmmm, bacon…”
  • “Who want’s to live forever anyway?”
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