A Tooth Dodges!: Your Weekly Word Salad

By Laurel Sutton

July 22, 2011

I get a lot of spam at my Catchword email addy, most of which Google thankfully deletes for me. Occasionally, though, something sneaks past the spam filter and I end up squinting at it, trying to figure out if it’s a real inquiry or not. Today, I got email advising me that I could get a loan really easily: “You’ve already been preapproved, so get your cash now!”

Thanks, not needed. But what was interesting to me was the full page worth of gobblydegook at the bottom of the email, clearly inserted to try to fool the spam filter (and it worked! Good going, spammers!). I must admit to having a fondness for this type of nonsense, as it reads like a short story by Dali. It’s kind of like real language, in that the sentences are formed correctly, but the words make no sense (like Chomsky’s famous example sentence, “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.”) It’s also very similar to what happens when you run Japanese through Google’s translation service. It’s beautiful, in an alien way, and really shows you how arbitrary language can be.

So, for your mind-expanding pleasure, here’s the first installment of Weekly Word Salad. Could there be a hidden message within?

The molecule flutes the accustomed affect. When will a disco file the marriage? The persons railway counts beneath the choice. The balance shies away with the up static.

The overwhelming decade bays the hello. Underneath a crossing voter expands a logical parrot. Underneath the described campus stalls every environmental laughter. Against the excellent jacket bubbles the repeatable invalid. Why can’t the fool cheat past the descending victory?

The consenting wrong monkeys the archive. A linear class jails the climate without the refreshed fundamentalist. A hairy forum negates the wisdom. The love tags a three advocate. Your four hazard leans across the automobile. An endeavor hurts above the only prophet.

The zone objects? Behind the trigger reigns the stretch rhythm. Why can’t the roundabout listen? The sequel stays the need beside a past discipline. How will the disliked case dictate? The residence punts below the ancestor!

The vendor results next to a custard. His illiterate desires the hundred matter. The monopoly fakes the urgent motto over a quibble. Every inhabitant attends opposite the cheat.

When can the racist suffer? A least crew camps around a hobby. Why won’t a physicist command the lost believer? His boiled whale mangles a detailed attendant. His flag toes the line?

The affected graduate sights the protest beside the supervised priest. The ballet fears! Should a writer sabotage our cased giant? Will the designed backspace crack after an infant? The steam ministers the accused without the puzzled flood.

A tooth dodges! My wed evil indulges outside a noted consumer. A campaign rolls the fatal paper into the preview. The cosmology decays around the nostalgia. A pedantic rear quibbles before the puzzle. Opposite the bookstore chews the umbrella.

How does a confidential volunteer rock? The warm disadvantages a wealth inside the similar radar. Underneath the stereotype rests the waffle. The consecutive festival buggers a diplomatic company.

Inside another badge pauses an unfinished buyer. The pornography hardens without a buss! The tea disrupts the homoual after a spent atheist. The evolutionary platform frowns. A bag exercises with a mandate!

Over the drum yawns another decline. A promised orbit cooperates into an enthusiastic mumble. A film undertakes our estimated bargain. An alphabetic backbone camps. Without the sister audience pops a chief joke.

The romantic deposits the unified signal beneath the squad. An advance algebra processes an ocean. A determining model speculates opposite the mathematics. Above the volunteer fasts the thesis.

The upstairs liaison boils. A fan works within a creator. An undone kettle changes on top of any signal employer. Next to the plate boggles the linguistic comedy. The actor omits the consequence.

How can a doomed hardship compose within the producer? The chocolate boredom beams near the ripped football. The fascinating valley condenses the radio. The killing counterpart skips before the monkey. Each  bypasses the startled sweat within a sympathy. A mercury hopes for the theoretical nostalgia.

The vein tears into the mean squad. When will the president fudge? His cheap household bicycles throughout a forced foot. The indefensible cage composes beneath the continent tale.

The overpriced misuse prevails. My well screen polishes the yearly village. The accused indulges the generator. The pin mirrors a rose. The grandmother holds a defect.

An insect relieves the realized follower. The variable model dictates. How will the diet explosive quarter our evidence? A thinking axiom lumps a sauce into the concealed thought. The scope finishes. A hack map skips into the lad.

The percent straws the arithmetic with the finished world. The eccentric butters a radius. The remote decade cruises. Any opposed quota dances with a joined beginner. The penny attempts an arc. The shot antiques a probable engine inside the drivel.

Her journalist invalidates the simulate antique. Can a made concerto secure every eventual tour? A shouted aspect supplements the cold. An identifying geology purges.

When can the deposit grow? How will the paranoid anger advocate my tragedy? A jack sabotages each genetics after the eighth priest. A plant migrates? The filled tragedy gates the blast.

The slow directive baffles the outcome near the golden backlog. The peasant orbits with the spreading century. My abusive expenditure remainders another helpless overview. Your remainder complains? A differential baby collapses.

How does your astronomy argue? Above the rubber chews the valid dread. A billfold spoils the reverse technology. A messy victim fasts next to the breath.

Whatever star retracts an urge. The accountant staggers! The bottle thirsts outside the breed. The subway diverts a younger plastic. How can the fiscal observer exchange the pride?

The interim outcome pokes the blocked phenomenon. The lust relaxes near an emerging name. A grandmother exports a galaxy throughout the loaded pencil. How can the oppressed cookie catalog her apparent drivel? The frequent tea sleeps next to the bothered atom.

A muttering capitalist shoves the whole budget. A spoken girl bicycles past the indicator. The interference trashes the alien in the distributed thick. How can a current object dictate beneath the hardware?

Against the easier child grows a supposed stair. The passage prevails throughout the marriage! The owner cards the pet. Another pure master diverts the assistance on top of a musical sunshine. The married book agrees the dull pet. Past the alternate manifesto offends a witty correspondent.

Whatever awake phenomenon institutes this younger signature. Around our pope whistles another tutor. The cry barks under the south! An imperative virtue stops above the identical rose. Your wood word attacks the leaf.

In a colleague despairs his unhelpful mint. How does an adequate paranoid read? A curly graffito listens without the sweat. The museum silences the fried empire under a pipeline.

A drunken mystic inspires a reassured pattern. A poetry invests a learned predecessor past a stereo. The likelihood hears each telescope behind the inviting arrogance. An algorithm reaches into a merging farewell. Its married comedy steams into the oldest formula.

Her wizard banner employs a flaw with a choice recipe. A container consents? Past the seventh strikes a banned prophet. The ploy vanishes. A compelled genetics studies a nicer candidate. The calendar brakes an upgrade on top of the prominent fame.

My rebuilt bone composes against a binary delight. The glass scatters your mature pill outside the fraud. The aspect hopes behind the immediate crystal. Can a dramatic liver abort the manner? The footnote eats the feminist vessel.

The dread clause believes above the unrelated aspect. Outside the tile apologizes the ego. An allergic kitchen works throughout your composite. The running major simulates the harden. How does the circumstance hurt?

The store protein rides her toe. A distant supplier solos against an easy snack. An approval treks on top of the hindsight! Will the wombat react on top of an overpriced cyclist?

The waved prejudice transforms my steer inside this fierce toast. Can the terrorist sentence arrest the up church? Past another duplicate dictates a countryside. Can a structural coverage crack? Throughout a stuffed threat bucks the fierce litter.

Around the syntactic dictatorship chalks her chaotic item. The silent endeavor delights the mumble with the advancing bullet. A deposit degenerates? When will the intelligent bliss suffer? Its example blinks the tidy algorithm. The routine breaks within our bust fence.

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