Renaming KFC's Double Down
By Aaron Hall
We couldn’t help ourselves: The KFC Double Down was just such a wacky sandwich and product name that we had to try our hand at renaming it. What would you have named the Double Down?
Here are a bunch of our other, catchy names. Can you do better?
Chickadon’t (from Chickadee)
Chicken Out
Chicky
Clear!
Coq au Sin
Death by Chicken
Double Bypass
Everything But . . . (i.e., everything but the kitchen sink)
Fowl Sandwich
Glutton for Punishment
Gut Glut
Heart Attack in a Snack
Heart Attack Snack
Killer Chicken
Off The Scale
Plump Yourself Up
Run Afowl
Sickenin’ Chickenin’
Sicknin’ Chicknin’
That’s Just Wrong
The 911
The Bi & Bye
The Crapulent Chicken
The Occlusion
What is ya, Chicken??
You. Will. Die.
Reader submitted suggestions:
The Chicken Choker
Buy the Farm
Arterial Cluckage
Just Add Gravy
“Mmmmmm, bacon…”
“Who want’s to live forever anyway?”
Tags: Double Down, fast food renaming, food rename, food renaming, fun renaming, KFC, naming contest, Rename, rename Double Down
Posted: Wednesday, April 14th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
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My eyes! Aaron, stop showing me this thing. It just makes me want one.
Name suggestions:
“Mmmmmm, bacon…”
“Who want’s to live forever anyway?”
Yours in food food food,
Ginger